My favourite answers from “Kids’ Answers to Life’s Big Questions” by Steve & Ruth Bennett.
Q. What makes rainbows?
A. Pieces of sunset.
Q. What should you do when you feel like hitting someone?
A. Ask them if they want to be hit.
Q. What kinds of things make people happy?
A. John Lennon.
Q. What are some things to be sad about?
A. Running out of coffee. < True
Q. Why do countries fight wars?
A. Because they don’t like cats and the other country has cats.
Q. What does the vice-president do?
A. He golfs.